"Ninety eight percent of the adults in this country are decent, hardworking, honest Americans. It's the other lousy two percent that get all the publicity. But then, we elected them."
"From pacifist to terrorist, each person condemns violence -- and then adds one cherished case in which it may be justified."
"I'm happy to finally be in shape ... round is a shape right?"
"[God] is not proud...He will have us even though we have shown that we prefer everything else to Him."
"Never criticize a man until you've walked a mile in his shoes. That way, if he doesn't like what you have to say, you're a mile away and you have his shoes."
"What if we trusted God to do the utterly impossible?"