Here are a few tidbits of wisdom that I’ve picked up through my own experiences.
1. Always butter your corn on the cob after breaking it in half with your hands.
2. Attempting to spackle walls while making dinner is not a good idea.
3. Remember to remove your contact lenses before flossing with spearmint flavored floss. Once that minty wax gets on your fingers... yeow! It's enough to burn your eyes out. (This same rule applies to chili pepper.)